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Automatically Run Access Queries

This is a script I use to schedule saved queries to run in Access. It logs output to the Windows Event Viewer with the time each query takes to run, […]

Wave Control Your Android Device Using Tasker

This is a Tasker┬áprofile I set up which responds to wave controls to execute custom actions. It can tell the difference between any number of waves within a preconfigured time, […]

Your 2012 Salary in 1967

I made this spreadsheet in Google Docs. It uses US Census data from 1967 and 2012, and accounts for inflation from 1967 to 2012. You enter your current salary, and […]

10 Second Break

Traveling through Oregon

Whats up with all the speed limit signs using a comic book font?

Just what I signed up for

Nothing is quite as spirit-breaking as being stuck at work an hour late, and having to restart the report you’ve been waiting on because it failed. #businessobjects #hell

I Have a Cat

Her name is Xena, and despite my being allergic to cats, I somehow ended up living with one.